Cadillac

Cadillac

Another ripe example of GM shamelessly squandering its best assets. Following on from the baffling morphing of Daewoo into Chevrolet, here comes the General's most infamous badge, proudly adorning a half-arsed bunch of botched saloons and repellent SUVs no Brit will ever buy, not even Wayne Rooney. A travesty.

  • Cadillac BLS

    BLS

    £20,240 - £27,350

    So, we'll take the underbits of the Saab 9-3 - which is no showstopper - and bolt a stupid body on it. Call it a Cadillac. They'll love it. Trust me on this, guys. Guys?

  • Cadillac BLS Wagon

    BLS Wagon

    It's a Saab 9-3, you fools! A Saab 9-3 with questionable styling and lots of unnecessary kit and not very much bootspace! You are better than this!

  • Cadillac CTS

    CTS

    £25,315 - £57,865

    Strange-sized saloon touted to plug a gap between a 3-Series and a 5-Series, but worse than both. They need to forget BMW. It's embarrassing. How about Kia?

  • Cadillac SRX

    SRX

    £26,998 - £35,998

    Oh gawd, look we didn't mean what we said about the Escalade. At least it has attitude. This lame-as-luncheon meat SUV has nothing about it, not a thing.

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