For a minute there they had us worried. You could see polo-necked clumps of proper car designers whispering in corners, wondering if ugly was indeed the new beautiful. Then the penny dropped. This is not some Korean epiphany, it’s a bunch of very badly designed cars indeed. They’re cheap, but if you buy one, so are you.
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Kyron
£14,730 - £22,040
This much SUV at these prices? Too good to be true? Well, yes, in the sense that it all feels cheap and a bit nasty, but you can’t escape the allure of a poor man’s M-Class.
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Rexton
£19,540 - £25,040
People buy Discoveries because of what a Disco says about you. The Rexton is no joke as a vehicle, but you really don’t want to know what it says about you.
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Rodius
£14,730 - £19,540
If your car is anything to do with sexuality, then here’s one for all you eunuchs out there. Is it any good? It doesn’t matter. Just go and find a big sack. Or an optician.

