13 May 2009 - 17:00
Fattroporte
This isethe Padilla Quattroporte limo. It’s a 10-seater stretcher which takes
Maserati’s four-door… no, hang on a sec. We need a moment.
WhatTheBloodyHellWereYouThinkingYouTerribleTerriblePeople?
That’s
better. Anyhow, as we were saying, the QP limo is based on the lovely
Italian four-door supersaloon, sliced in half down th B-pillar and extended with approximately 114 feet of extra bodywork.
It’ll be used for… no, give us a tick.
WhyWhyForTheLoveOfGodWouldYouDoSuchAHatefulThing?
OK, we’re good. The QP limo will be used to ferry broods of cackling prom queens and hens (the inflatable penis-wielding variety, not the avian variety) around Florida, which hasn’t had a recorded alligator death in over a year.
The QP limo will join Padilla’s tasteful stretched fleet, which includes a giant Cadillac Escalade, Bentley Continental and Hummer. Given the fuss that Ferrari kicked off about that stretched F430, we can’t imagine the Italians will be much more impressed with this one.
On the plus side… sorry, it’s no use.
StopItNowJustStopItPleaseStopDestroyingBeautifulCarsToCreateTheseStupidLookingMonstrositiesSomeoneShouldMakeItACrime…
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I'd rather be in a stretched Ford Fairlane than this! At least that's more decent than this!
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at 11:14 am on 15 May 2009
this is a complete and utter disgrace. shame on them. they really are very, very sad and unfortunate people aren't they...
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