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20 December 2011 - 16:00

Check out our Christmas offer

Christmas: a jolly time spent with family and friends, eating millions of calories in ham and cake, all in the memory of that Santa fellow who died for your sins.

But it's also a terrible time because, at this time of year, plagues of idiots flock to their local Westfield to commit credit card homicide.

Obviously, you're not one of them. You read TopGear magazine, which means you're a smart person. Smart people avoid the shopping centre lunacy and shop online - and even get flown to Hawaii for nothing, if they're lucky.

If you buy one of your loved ones (code language for 'present to yourself') a subscription to TopGear magazine this Christmas, you could win one of 10 holiday packages to America's spectacular island state, where you can roam ancient volcanoes, crane your neck at great vertiginous cliffs, or swim with dolphins and fat American people.

Each trip is worth $12,000. And even if you don't win, you've just made one of your loved ones very happy - and it's a gift that lasts 12 months. Each month, when the magazine arrives in their mailbox, they are reminded of your fantastic gift-choosing skills. (And by buying a subscription, you save $37.40 compared to buying it at the shops.)

Interested? Click HERE.

We're offering you this sweet deal until January 2. Which is great if you've just thawed out from the last ice age and completely missed Christmas, because this would make a great New Years present too...