Dodge

Dodge

Arguably not the strongest brand in the Chrysler stable, even in America. All we get is an utterly scandalous bunch of rancid shitboxes. Yeah, cheers.

  • Dodge Avenger

    Avenger

    $26,990 - $37,990

    Over-priced, overlooked and over here. This appalling piece of old tat might be intended as a Mondeo rival. Couldn't even rival a wheelbarrow. Don't click here.

  • Dodge Caliber

    Caliber

    $27,490 - $31,990

    Such a lame attempt at a kind of SUV-style Golf that you almost feel sorry for these guys. I mean, somebody actually has to try to sell this stuff to people like you.

  • Dodge Journey

    Journey

    $36,990 - $46,990

    Another one from the styled-with-a-lump-hammer school of American design. Functional and uninspiring. Like a bollard. Or a wall.

  • Dodge Nitro

    Nitro

    $38,990 - $45,990

    Oh. My. God. You may have stood up for America over Guantanamo, Iraq, Vietnam, Korea, but this is the last straw. Indefensibly awful, shoutily styled, non-Freelander.