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Buying this car indicates that you are either a serious motoring fanatic, and a patriot to boot, or that you have a small penis. Very shouty.

• Comfort

  Not really an issue for you, surely, Mr Hard Man. But it’s actually pretty good.

  

• Performance

  If 315kW and 551Nm of torque sounds familiar that’s because it’s exactly the same as what you get from the slightly more comfortable, less noisy GTE. But you wouldn’t want that.

  

• Cool

  Somehow, yes. It’s got heritage, you see. Right back to the GT-HO. It’s serious stuff, this.

  

• Quality

  Surprisingly untacky and uncrap, yes. But it’s still a Ford underneath the pretty paint. You have been warned.

  

• Handling

  Quite fabulous, deft and delicate despite its angry nature.

  

• Practicality

  Sure, why not, put all your boofy mates in and still have room for a few slabs, and a BBQ.

  

• Running costs

  Lots. Fortunately you’ve got enough torque to tow a small petrol station everywhere you go.