Mercedes-Benz

Mercedes-Benz

Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz? No? OK, well in that case find some money and buy one yourself. Despite a (dare we say) typically German tendency towards dreadful bad taste, the line-up here features some of the most impressive cars on this or several other planets. You can't really lose.

  • Mercedes-Benz A-Class

    A-Class

    $35,000 - $49,500

    Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz? No? OK, well in that case find some money and buy one yourself. Despite a (dare we say) typically German tendency towards dreadful bad taste, the line-up here features some of the most impressive cars on this or several other planets. You can't really lose.

  • Mercedes-Benz B-Class

    B-Class

    $45,800 - $52,800

    Merc has spotted a gap in the market so narrow you'd struggle to get squeeze a tissue through it. A slightly bigger hatch-cum-people mover that's a bit sporty? Making any sense?

  • Mercedes C63 AMG

    C63 AMG

    $148,000

    Rocket-propelled M3-seeking missile packing more junk than an aircraft carrier but without the stealth. A nut you say? Right, pass me that sledgehammer.

  • Mercedes-Benz CL-Class

    CL-Class

    $323,909 - $500,805

    Probably the only thing that could look more over-the-top than the S-class - a coupe version of the same. Just the two doors, but folk this gauche don't have many friends

  • Mercedes-Benz CLS-Class

    CLS-Class

    $149,025 - $269,675

    Continuing the random use of the letter C for cars based on Cs, Es and Ss, here’s a swoopy four-door E-class. Park it over there with the other new niches.

  • Mercedes E63 AMG

    E63 AMG

    What happens when Merc pinches the M5 bottle and then exceeds the stated dose.Viciously quick V8-fed torque show. A very big bushel hiding a really dazzly light.

  • Mercedes-Benz E-Class

    E-Class

    $90,025 - $245,312

    Anyone who's been surfing for a brilliant big estate is probably sick of every link dumping them back here. There's a good reason, though. Saloon's pretty good, too.

  • Mercedes-Benz GL-Class

    GL-Class

    $108,350 - $154,427

    At least bolted together properly these days, but still a too-butch-by-half attempt to take the pointy star into a field. Footy wives - and daft snobs generally - like them.

  • Mercedes-Benz M-Class

    M-Class

    $81,000 - $167,500

    At least bolted together properly these days, but still a too-butch-by-half attempt to take the pointy star into a field. Footy wives - and daft snobs generally - like them.

  • Mercedes-Benz R-Class

    R-Class

    $80,835 - $129,111

    Another letter, another niche that doesn't exist. What have we got here - a luxo-six-seater 4x4 MPV thing that looks like it's been crushed by a truck? Sadly, it hasn't.

  • Mercedes-Benz S-Class

    S-Class

    $190,900 - $474,324

    It's a true world domination machine. Dr Evil uses one when being driven between underground lairs. He thinks a Maybach is too silly to be believed. And he's right.

  • Mercedes-Benz SL-Class

    SL-Class

    $219,000 - $492,331

    Imperious German in removable tin hat. Effortless but a bit new money. ‘S'cuse me squire but I couldn't help noticing that I am considerably richer than you.' Etc.

  • Mercedes-Benz SLK

    SLK

    $88,520 - $171,270

    Less cringeworthy than the bigger SL. Rear-drive fun and a brilliant folding tin top, plus a kind of hairdryer arrangement to keep you warm when topless. As it were.