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Paris Hilton: if scientists mixed mosquito and human DNA, she would surely be the result.

But make fun of her at your peril. Paris might have so much cash that she uses rolls of it to wipe her derriere, but she also has a quite surprisingly fantastic taste for cars.

Paris has owned two Lexus LFAs (the nerd's supercar), a Mercedes-McLaren SLR (the one that sounded like the four horsemen of the apocalypse), a Ferrari California and a Ferrari 360 Modena. (And a pink Bentley. But if we were having this conversation face-to-face, we would mention the pink Bentley under our breath, while looking away suspiciously.)

Anyway, another Paris plus is that she is constantly orbited by dozens of paparazzi photographers, like her own field of communication satellites, monitoring her as she does outrageously wild things like drinking a coffee or grocery shopping. Thrilling stuff!

But it means we have lots of photographic evidence when it comes to her taste in things automotive. A taste, we'd argue, that is quite agreeable. Enjoy.