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No giant leap for mankind

Posted by Jeremy Clarkson at 12:55PM on Monday 19 February, 2007 14 Comments

Jeremy ClarksonThey failed. Hammond and May spent 13 days working on something which crashed into the ground and made a big hole.

Meanwhile, on what I keep reminding them is a car show, I reviewed a Brabus Mercedes and a Porsche 911, which are cars.

Not very good ones, if I'm honest, but cars nevertheless.

It's coming to something when I'm the sensible one...

That said, I loved the moment when that Robin Shuttle actually took off. And my respect for the boffins of Glossop who built it is immense.

If they hadn't had Hammond and May wandering about getting in the way, who knows, the final explosive bolt might have worked as well.

It was a great piece of television, made even greater by the fact I hadn't had to go to Northumberland or Glossop to make it...

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14 Comments for "No giant leap for mankind"

  • I was really quite impressed. The fact that you were able to develop and execute such a plan in such a short time should be a lesson for NASA.

    Overall an amazing feat. One thing I don't remember being mentioned - do you know how high it went?

    Devon
    Tuesday 20 February 2007, 7.27PM
  • The point of the exercise was to see if a car could be turned into a returnable space shuttle, so I suppose it is fitting with a car programme.

    But I do agree, 13 days to end up with a big hole in the ground is a failure, but it didn't stop me laughing at it.

    Antony
    Monday 19 February 2007, 2.42PM
  • Absolutely! I'm so glad that whilst the boys were off playing 'Del Boy Trotter in Space', Jeremy was busy reviewing practical everyday cars.

    As it happens, I was wondering whether my next car should be a 911 or a Brabus Merc.

    Who says Top Gear isn't relevant?

    Andy
    Monday 19 February 2007, 2.48PM
  • I was in stitches through that entire piece, and loved it!

    The fact that a bunch of Mancunians can build a makeshift space shuttle in a big shed from bits and actually come within one bolt of getting it properly airborne is a great testament to British resourcefulness and ingenuity.

    Give these blokes a pile of pies, a few crates of electric soup and the keys to Longbridge and see what they can come up with!

    Kuang
    Monday 19 February 2007, 3.33PM
  • I think it was a good effort from James and Richard, even though they didn't complete the challenge!

    Deno
    Monday 19 February 2007, 3.52PM
  • I agree. It is a car programme and should have more reviews. Well done for sticking to your guns, Jezza. Looking forward to the Lambo next week.

    Rick
    Monday 19 February 2007, 4.38PM
  • They failed, but it was very exciting. As soon as that Reliant lifted off from the ground I was on the tip of my chair, enjoying every moment. It was sad to see that the last explosive bolt failed to do its job, but nevertheless I believe this was one of the greater moments in my television history!

    Keep it coming!

    Kevin
    Monday 19 February 2007, 4.54PM
  • You know that's why I love this show. Fair enough it didn't work, but it sounds like a lot of fun trying. I think that's why TG is so successful.

    You need to balance the sensible stuff with the crazy stuff. Too many car reviews and it's just another car show, too much crazy stuff and it's useless (but fun) T.V. Like everything else in life, it's about balance.That's probably why TG is one of the only car shows I really watch.

    We're a few series behind in Australia. The last episode on TV was the one with Clarkson in the Honda NSX and the Playstation challenge. It's really getting a warm welcome down here so keep up the good work guys, you really have one of the best jobs around.

    Zapfer
    Tuesday 20 February 2007, 5.53AM
  • You (Brits) can be so lucky to have a complete different view on certain things. And Top Gear is a great example of it - doing it differently with a sense of humour and of course a bit of nonsense.

    We (here in Germany) only get these boring car tests, engineering style, where they tell you how to park your car even more fuel efficiently.

    So please, please keep it fun! The Toyota was great, the Olympics fantastic, the Reliant exciting. Now I'm looking forward to 'The great channel jump in a Mini'.

    McJohn
    Tuesday 20 February 2007, 10.32AM
  • Amazing display of courage and engineering.One small step for Top Gear, one giant explosion for a Reliant spacecraft. Maybe with a few changes, the next step is surely the moon

    Was the blackbox recovered??

    Simon
    Wednesday 21 February 2007, 10.47AM
  • That Brabus looked about as uncontrollable to drive round the track, as it was trying to steer the Robin into space!

    Rabied mushroom
    Tuesday 20 February 2007, 3.56PM
  • No offence but it played like a very scripted event to me. I still laughed my butt off during the whole thing. The big explosion at the end was what made it fake.

    Spotdoggy
    Tuesday 20 February 2007, 4.35PM
  • Did anyone really think the Robin would make it safely back to the ground even if the bolts hadn't exploded?

    From my point of view, it's better that the thing crashed and created a big hole.

    Ted
    Tuesday 20 February 2007, 11.01PM
  • Agreed. Top Gear is about cars, which are supposed to stick to the ground. Not fly the skies or anything. And certainly not fly into space.

    Also, just think for a second of how much work it would take to make a car actually spaceproof - you'd be a lot better off just making the damned thing from scratch!

    Petar
    Wednesday 21 February 2007, 2.42PM

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