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G-Wiz news - What a steal - 2008
It might not have been a bumper month for car
dearlerships around the UK, but Top Gear Bargains has just recorded its first
Aiming to provide quality, service and no more than a
moderate risk to health and safety, Top Gear Bargains is a newly-formed used
car dealership established in the glitzy environs of a muddy underpass just off
Yesterday, chief salesman Daniel ‘Unable to’ Read
handed over the keys to a nearly-new G-Wiz to Martin
Namewithheldforlegalreasons for the bargain-basement price of Â£280!
“I had to borrow a bigger trailer to get it back
to Somerset,” said a clearly delighted Mr Namewithheldforlegalreasons.
“Hopefully there’s something salvageable in there.”
The G-Wiz, bedecked in a distinctive
azure-blue-and-pondweed livery, boasts low miles, wheels, affordable running
costs and very mild damage sustained
during a 40mph crash test. “It’ll buff out,” asserted
Mr Read confidently.
You may have missed out on that potential steal, but
fear not, there’s plenty more in the pipeline from Top Gear Rustbucket
“We’ve got major plans to break into the used car
market in a big way,” said Mr Read. “I’ve got a mate who’s got this
old Robin Reliant that he says is in right mint condition and that I can have
it for free if I give him the number of that fit girl that works down the
We may have made nearly everything up in this story.
But all proceeds did go
to Children in Need, so thank you to all that bid, especially Martin, who won.