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Porsche Cayenne news — Snakes on Cayenne - 2008
if the Porsche Cayenne didn’t already wind up every Tom, Dick and Swampy with
so much as a hint of eco-concern, German tuning firm Hamann Motorsports has
ensured that you’ll never get an invite to the Greens’ Christmas party by
making the big off-roader even more garish, fitting the interior with the skins
of cute innocent snakes.
we don’t know whether they’re cute and innocent or not. They could be evil snakes
sentenced to death for crimes against fluffy kittens. More likely, it’s
actually snakeskin-effect leather covering those seats. But we’ve got a feeling
the Cayenne haters won’t bother to find out.
with that huge body kit and four-pipe exhaust system announcing your presence
loud and clear, it’s not as if you’ll be able to creep past unnoticed. Don’t
think that just because Hamann has lowered the Cayenne’s ride height by 35mm,
you’ll sneak under the radar either.
the past, we’ve approved of some of Hamann’s efforts -well, one at least, despite
ourselves - but this is simply unacceptable.
the plus side, if you’re the owner of an unmodified Cayenne and someone accuses
you of driving the most evil, unacceptable car in the world, just point them in
the direction of Hamann. You’ll look like a saint by comparison.