Just back from the studio show where the telly boys do their magic, and we're armed with news of this Sunday's antiques-roadshow-whupping programme.
It turns out that Clarkson wasn't entirely happy with last week's factory limited GT-R, because even though it beat the bullet train it didn't exactly destroy whole sections of the Japanese countryside, or spray power stations with deadly fire breath.
Like we'd expected it to.
So Jeremy takes it out for another spin on this week's show, this time however he is taking it to a place with no traffic, no speed cameras, no police and most importantly no speed limiter!
Where could that be? And no, it's not the M6 toll road.
A not very little known fact is that Jeremy and James are two men divided in their opinions on almost everything.
Politics, religion, cars and cheese are just a few of the things that they argue about in the rehearsals alone.
What they do agree on though is that they both want to drive some old school luxury, and unbeknown to each other, while they were off air, they both bought a couple of classic luxury cars.
Upon hearing this, the show producers decided that it would be a good idea to send the two of them off to compare their purchases.
Oh, and did we mention that they don't often agree...?
Continuing the theme of luxury cars this week's guests both own Maybachs (they also own mansions, luxury yachts and some Reggae Reggae sauce). They are two of the Dragons from BBC Two's Dragons Den - Theo Paphitis and Peter Jones.
Renowned for being competitive with each other in the Den, this week's Star in a Reasonably Priced Car challenge is no different.
Not that we are ones to get political but most of the time banning stuff doesn't really lead to much fun (unless it's banning crocodile Dundee style hunting knives). This time however the banning of Fox Hunting and the curtailing of countryside off-roading gets turned into a brilliant new sport...
And don't forget The Stig, who's dried off from last week, but unfortunately forgot to wash so now he stinks of mold.
But that didn't stop him from diving into the GT-R; a car that has been a giant killer around the Nurburgring, but will it cut the mustard on the only track that actually matters?
So, BBC Two, Sunday, 8pm. Be there.
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