You know what they say - one man's meat is another man's floppy fibreglass spoiler.
But thankfully Top Gear is here to ridicule the clueless by bringing you the best chavved-up motors and tasteless tat. Welcome, then, to Carbage.
There are a few hundred dodgy modified cars to sift through, but we need more. If you spot any Carbage on your travels, take a picture and send it to us at tgweb@bbc.co.uk, so we can all have a laugh (even use your mobile if you like).
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Another one of those mental Japanese vans...
If you thought the van in section 1 was a one-off (as we did), you were proved wrong by the appearance of another two vans in section 2. But now Satoshi Yoshikawa has written in to say that the fad is called vanning in Japan, and that there are various websites that show off the wares of some of the more bizarre creations. Try http://total-t.com/gallery/vani.htm, http://www.secondhouse.gr.jp/vanning3.html and http://vanning.hp.infoseek.co.jp/toukou/page01.htm for starters...
