You know what they say - one man's meat is another man's floppy fibreglass spoiler.
But thankfully Top Gear is here to ridicule the clueless by bringing you the best chavved-up motors and tasteless tat. Welcome, then, to Carbage.
There are a few hundred dodgy modified cars to sift through, but we need more. If you spot any Carbage on your travels, take a picture and send it to us at tgweb@bbc.co.uk, so we can all have a laugh (even use your mobile if you like).
Legal stuff
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Escort me to the rockery
This was (s)potted on the forecourt of a garage on the A6. I've heard that the new Escort comes with twin-pot carbs and deep matting. Its bushes have gone, but it's its green policy that is truly outstanding...
