Jaguar E-type: the ultimate penis substitute
Never have external bonnet latches been so important if you really want to be properly cool. Sexy has subtleties, even with a car so blatantly promiscuous as the E-type, so you'll be wanting an OTS (open two-seater), Series 1 on the SU carbs.
The first 500 had flat floors and leather bonnet catches and ran the 'XK6' engine from the XK150S with a four-speed manual transmission. Like having nice underwear, this stuff matters.