So the basics are there, and that's about it. The Z4 M Coupe is almost as interesting for what it hasn't got as for what it has. There are no power output options, gearbox settings, damper controls or flashy electronics.
Traction control and cornering stability control are present, but deleted with a single stab of the dash-mounted button. Another quick digit poke and the 'Sports' mode can be engaged - an engine map tweak which makes the 3.2-litre six rev harder and respond more immediately to the throttle. Essentially, it's a sharpening tool.
Unlike the M5 or M6, the Z4 M Coupe feels back-to-basics, and is so much the better for it. It rides on normal tyres, not BMW-issue runflats, the M-dept preferring to tweak the suspension rather than try and compensate for a lack of sidewall flexibility.
The result? The Coupe rides very agreeably indeed. It still feels thumpy on a broken surface, but it very rarely crashes or bounces.
And the handling benefits are obvious; switch the DSC off and the Coupe will roll into a corner, leaning progressively over until the front begins to lose grip and understeer starts to draw you to the outside of the corner. All very nice and safe.
But this is where the fun bit starts; prod the throttle midway through and the car will balance itself out with the kind of lairy grace a Roadster can only dream of, the M-differential lock providing the progressive push that builds supreme confidence. Press harder and the Z4 M Coupe is the hooligan you always hoped for.
It's not a particularly fast way around a corner, but slithering around in a car that lets you take enormous liberties is damn good fun. Lob it in, third gear, understeer, stab, oversteer, oversteer, oversteer, laugh like a loon.
The steering is always on the money, the car never snaps that extra 10 degrees which makes the difference between hero and idiot, and the howling, metallic engine always seems to have revs to spare.
Driven properly, it's very quick rather than devastating, but an enormously engaging car nonetheless. The engine spits its way around to the 8,000 rev limiter, never out of puff, never going soft.
The suspension saves you from the road's worst excesses but transmits need-to-know through wrists and back. It's not delicate, but it's the most joyous wrestling match to come out of BMW since the E30 M3.
The Z4 M Coupe is all brawn and excitement, flicking an unrepentant V at those people who just travel at speed rather than really 'drive'.
If you're after surgical precision, this isn't the car for you. But if you fancy getting a bit of blood back into your system, then the Z4 M Coupe will do it. This is the car that just revived BMW's soul.
It might not be the most elegant BMW ever, but there's nothing wrong with a bit of ugly when it has an engine and drivetrain like this. And its bits have been arranged by people who really like driving cars. These days, when emotion is getting rarer in car design, the Z4 M Coupe delivers an overdose of it. A welcome relief in 2006.
Tom Ford
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