Chevrolet

Chevrolet

It would be the most cynical piece of marketing dishonesty ever committed were it not for the fact that you'd have to be a Zillon from the planet Tharg to fall for it. A desperate GM sacrifices one of its most respected badges in an attempt to fool us into believing Korean tat is American cool. Truly pathetic.

  • Chevrolet Aveo

    Aveo

    £7,520 - £10,445

    Like a IT supervisor wearing an 'If your mother was any fatter' T-shirt, the Aveo manages to be impossibly dull yet slightly offensive at the same time.

  • Chevrolet Captiva

    Captiva

    £16,740 - £24,570

    Identical (but cheaper) twin to Vauxhall's Antara SUV. Seats seven, but good luck finding six others willing to join in. Not exactly at the edge of fashion or reason.

  • Chevrolet Epica

    Epica

    £13,330 - £17,430

    If you await the gentle thump of the latest Argos catalogue landing on your doormat with baited breath, the Epica may be the very car for you. You don't?

  • Chevrolet Lacetti

    Lacetti

    £9,780 - £12,540

    Lamentably feeble little box with less commuting appeal than a Spacehopper - and similar ride. Handles corners like Terminal Five handles baggage. Sorry, no diesel.

  • Chevrolet Lacetti SW

    Lacetti SW

    A Reasonably Priced Car for people with a Reasonably Large Amount of Luggage. You will not look like JK, Ellen MacArthur or Simon Cowell in this car. That may be a good thing.

  • Chevrolet Matiz

    Matiz

    £6,092 - £8,220

    Something not right here. It used to be a Daewoo - now it's the same car wearing a Chevy badge. Yet, we preferred it when it was a Daewoo. Something about integrity.

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