You either are a global creature or you’re not. You can’t become one, and if you are one, you can’t undo it. Goa is a global suburb if there ever was one. But in off-season, the place is slower than a tranquilised snail. And that’s precisely why right now there are two new BMW 3 series moving swiftly along the GPS-highlighted route to the land of beaches, booze and babes. Why Goa? Refer to the earlier sentence, please. Why the new 3?

Ah, good question.

Thanks to the cheap booze, in a few hundred years, Goan specimens of the human race will have livers that will digest nuclear stuff. Evolution works that way, which is why BMW is going on about evolution with the new 3. The thing about having a history is, someday it’s going to come full circle. And that’s the case with the new 3 series, apparently.