You know what this is about already. Magazines, websites and other eminently creative entities have already had dim bulbs turn on in their heads. But just this once, do pardon us for jumping onto the bandwagon. I’d ideally have wanted an 1199 Panigale and an R8 V10 at the Buddh International Circuit. But since I’m on the motorcycle here, I’m not complaining - even if the Audi Q3 blows past with lots of tyre noise, spraying me silly on a rainy road. No matter - with 150bhp on two wheels, I rather enjoy vengeance.