F1 and the Premier League join forces

Ferrari and Manchester United

Meanwhile, Sir Alex Ferguson is said to have called both McLaren’s Ron Dennis and Ferrari’s Stefano Domenicalli during the evening. It’s thought Ferguson approached McLaren before the kick off, but after 90mins agreed terms with Ferrari. “Even THE GREATEST TEAM EVER can’t win them all,” said yet another spokesperson who may or may not exist. “And we’re both red and both have millions of fans around the world who have never actually seen us perform in real life. It’s the perfect fit.”