Michael Schumacher: the biker
He was happy just moments ago, arriving casually, without a hint of F1 paddock swagger, smiling and saluting his two-wheeled comrades looking all the world like retirement is suiting him very well. But today's track session is cold. So cold that buttocks involuntarily vacuum pack themself. Pol grins from end to end of his visor and lets out a: "Wowweee! It's like ice out there!" Michael's eyes widen.