Last month, Shreyans Motors, the people who have the pleasure of taking your money in exchange for a Ferrari, Maserati, Porsche or Ducati in India, let some people loose in a bunch of 458s, FFs and Californias at the Buddh International Circuit. Now, the 458s got to stretch their legs on the track, but the FFs, thanks to time and logistics, got stuck to spins at the BIC parking lot.

That’s like Ursula Andress emerging out of the water and instead of walking towards you on the shore, promptly goes back in. That is so not done. So we annoyed the well-mannered people at Shreyans to a point where just to get us off their backs, they gave us the FF on real roads with real traffic, allowing us some real time with the most unFerrari of Ferraris yet.