We'll freely admit that making TV ads isn't our forte. As in really, thoroughly not our forte. But this is almost as confounding as Jeremy and James' efforts.

It's the teaser video for the eagerly-awaited Lamborghini SUV (due to rumble onto the launch pad at this year's Beijing motor show). It involves a fisty rock troll, bewildered wind man, flatulent lava thing and giant gelatinous water Predator. And absolutely no cars. Not one. You don't even get engine noise.

Looks like we'll have to wait until Beijing opens on Sunday for more...

Tags: lamborghini, beijing