Gypsy

Breadcrumbs

Tough old goat will go anywhere, but will crack your bones.

Comfort

Leaf springs will give the rear seat passengers a lesson on human anatomy.
Performance

Small, but peppy engine in a light body makes this a rather fun to drive car.
Cool

You could either have a T-shirt that says, I love adventure, or you could drive the Gypsy. Fact that it's used rallies and by the Army, make it that much cooler.
Quality

Things will just about be there at the same spot when you saw them last.
Handling

Decent for something so old.
Practicality

As a people carrier, only the driver and co-driver will actually be comfortable. The rear cab is more for inanimate rather than animate objects.
Running costs

It's got a small petrol, but it's not the most efficient around. Plus this is more a car you buy out of love, rather than comfort or your family.