Cadillac

Another ripe example of GM shamelessly squandering its best assets. Following on from the baffling morphing of Daewoo into Chevrolet, here comes the General's most infamous badge, proudly adorning a half-arsed bunch of botched saloons and repellent SUVs no Brit will ever buy, not even Wayne Rooney. A travesty.

  • Cadillac CTS

    CTS

    £26,427 - £59,123

    Strange-sized saloon touted to plug a gap between a 3-Series and a 5-Series, but worse than both. They need to forget BMW. It's embarrassing. How about Kia?

  • Cadillac SRX

    SRX

    £26,424 - £35,232

    Oh gawd, look we didn't mean what we said about the Escalade. At least it has attitude. This lame-as-luncheon meat SUV has nothing about it, not a thing.