Bentley news - Save us from the Bentlummer - 2008

So has Bentley finally gone ahead and built that much-rumoured SUV it has been muttering about for years?

No, it hasn't. This thing, this assault on your poor innocent eyes, is - as you might have guessed - a Hummer modified to look like a Bentley. And painted gold. Very gold.

Why? We really don't know. Suffice to say it hails from that capital of car couture, Dubai, and that the owner is heavily weighing down one end of the Money-Sense scales. We'll let you decide which end.

We mock, but we've a horrible, sneaking suspicion that this might be the next big thing among the Premiership elite. Can't decide between a Bentley and a Hummer? Have both! Bolt an Aston to the roof and you're there...