Jaguar XF news - Red mist - 2008

"Say, Randy, that new Jag XF's a neat bit of kit, ain't it?"

"Sure is, Jimmy."

"Know what'd make it even neater?"

"Sure do, Jimmy."

"Red paint. You still got that can left over from when we painted Bub's fence?"

"Sure do, Jimmy."

"See, my philosophy is that there ain't no car that can't be improved with a bit of red paint."

"That's the truth, Jimmy."

"Hey, know what? We could even do them nice 22-inchers in red, too."

"You don't see many red wheels around, Jimmy."

"Sure don't. Hell, why don't we paint the seats while we're at it?"

"Won't that be a bit, like, painty, Jimmy?"

"Shuddup, Randy. You're always curtailin' my genius schemes."

"Like that time I told you not to trim your toenails with my industrial strimmer?"

"We don't talk about that, Randy. Get your paintbrush. We've got some paintin' to do."

Red mist