England has many wonderful things, like castles and the NHS and irony. But boy racers are not one of them. It's all drizzly supermarket car parks, and old BMWs without suspension.
Video: 800bhp buggies destroy Dubai's dunes
Compelling evidence that we should all buy sandrails and move to the UAE
But in Dubai, they do things... differently. For a start, boy racers in the UAE like suspension. Really, really like it. And power. Like, 800bhp of power. Then they hang them on buggies like the Funco G52 Sand Rail.
Most importantly, they also like thrashing them in the large sandbox that makes up most of the country, while filming themselves in HD using the latest remote-control drone technology.
For this, we're tremendously grateful. Click on to watch several good reasons to move there immediately.