Agent Provocateur Mini news - Dirty little number - 2008

We really, really haven't made this one up in Photoshop. This is real. This is the Agent Provocateur Mini, a one-off special set to be auctioned off for Life Ball, Europe's largest Aids charity event.

It features everything that [insert well-known tabloid-outed S&M enthusiast here] needs for a good time: fishnet stocking roof, prison bars on the side door windows and, says Mini, a black leather interior with 'stimulating' details. We're not even going to ask.

The erotic car will be auctioned through eBay on June 5, with all proceeds going to charity.

It got us thinking, though: how would you sex up your car? We may regret saying this, but we want to see your efforts. Get your Photoshops at the ready and email your sexy car creations to tgweb@bbc.co.uk with the subject line 'Sexy cars'.

We expect wrongness.