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Stuck for a Christmas present for your son/daughter/uncle/nephew/Botswanan pen pal? Traditional wood burner running dangerously low on fuel? Persistent and irritating wobble to your coffee table?
Fear not, for the Big Book of Top Gear 2010 is winging its way to the shops. Bigger, better and containing 14 per cent more blatant untruths about the Stig, it's the ideal gift for anyone who enjoys cars, fire or photos of Jeremy Clarkson in a vest.
If you bought the original Big Book of Top Gear - and if you didn't, what on earth have you been reading on the toilet for the last year? - you'll know what to expect: lots of silly lists and dubiously Photoshopped images and a bunch of UNIQUE INSIGHTS into the special clothes worn by Jeremy, James and Richard.
It's basically brilliant and hilarious and much better than that new Dan Brown book or anything with the words ‘In Three Simple Steps!' in the title. But we would say that, because if you don't buy it we'll be forced to sell Fortress Top Gear and relocate to a yurt in Mongolia, with potentially disastrous consequences for both our life expectancy and road-testing ability.
So that's the Book Book of Top Gear 2010, on sale now. Go and buy it and never be lonely in the bathroom again...
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Mikeado commented on this article
at 02:39 pm on 09 October 2009
What have I been reading on the toilet? TopGear magazine, of course! I did get the last book though. It was soooo funny! This new one will be the best 8 quid I spent since, er, the other one.
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ecopreacher commented on this article
at 05:04 pm on 09 October 2009
death to the car
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Dreamless.dead commented on this article
at 06:10 pm on 09 October 2009
I know that this is SO not the place for this question - but I have been looking all over the net and have found nothing- Does anyone know of a good pub/bar/bus station in Monoco that I can watch the F1 race next weekend? I will be driving through Monoco that day and I am stopping in to watch the race - do not want to miss it - but I do not want to spend all day looking for a place - Any help or link or first hand knowledge would be great.. Thanks
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at 09:15 am on 10 October 2009
i don't know where to but this im in the Philippines and i don't know where to buy
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Kernow commented on this article
at 04:57 pm on 10 October 2009
Let's face it, anything is better than a Dan Brown conspiracy theory "what mysterious-seeming organisation shall I write about next" rubbishy book. Having won around £60 on the Lottery recently, I frittered some of it away on the "Where's Stig" book (I'd already ordered the Big Book) and I can recommend it to anyone who is tired of life. The Big Book is a load of fun as well. Almost as good as the Beano and the Dandy!
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