Watch the show on Sunday (click here if you missed it)? You may recall Jeremy mentioning that his Range Rover suffered a metre-long airborne attack from an enormously-bowelled bird.
You may also recall that he asked you - yes YOU with your mouth open - to send us pictures of similarly unfeasible assaults.
So, can you find a bigger piece of bird dirt? Email your pictures to firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject line "BIG AVIAN DEFECATION".