Bruno Senna urges you all not to "use your phone and drive!!" He then promptly uses his phone and drives... an F1 car. One-handed. Quickly.
Keen to show all his YouTube fans exactly what sort of noise and speed and oh-my-god is involved during the driving of an F1 car, Mr Senna recorded a demo lap of Spa in Belgium for posterity, using his phone camera.
Marshalling his inner Max Power head, Senna also indulged in a spot of donuting.
On next week's show, Senna shows us how to pilot a Eurofighter jet gunning down recalcitrant rebels while cultivating a flock of albino wild turkeys. Probably.
Watch and weep, puny earth driver.