Here are some instructions to set you up for this week.
Step 1: Empty your brains of erroneous Z-list celebrity nonsense, politicking and the wider economic crisis. Step 2: Remove goofy expression (resulting from information-free brain) from face. Step 3: Sellotape this page to your Internet.
Ready? It's time for the annual Geneva Motor Show 2012, and for one week only, this page is the only source of news you'll require. We'll be reporting fresh from the sweaty, action-packed confines of the Geneva Palexpo convention centre for your delectation.
And because we're in a particularly charitable mood this week, we've made it heroically easy for you to keep up to date with all the latest news. Because it's all on this page.
We'll be updating this slice of internet throughout the show, so keep checking back for all the hot launches. And don't forget to follow us on Twitter @bbc_topgear for live show twittering from Tuesday...