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We fear we may have brought this on ourselves. Last week, when we saw the poshed-up Land Rover ‘Fire’ and ‘Ice’ special editions, we asked whether there was anything more absurd than a luxury Defender.
Well, here it is, the Hamann G-Wagen. You’ll remember Hamann for that bizarre tuned Rolls-Royce Phantom, but this makes the Roller look veritably sensible.
Let’s leave the visuals for now and look at the numbers. They are large numbers. Hamann has taken the G55 AMG – which boasts a meagre 500bhp from its 5.5-litre supercharged V8 in standard form – and whacked power up to a supercar-bothering 600bhp and 576lb ft of torque.
Which means you’re looking at an SUV that’ll hit 60mph in 5.1 seconds and top out at 162mph. With all the aerodynamics of a Nissen hut. Why? Just… why?
Why the enormous black alloys? Why the daft new front clip? Why all the carbon fibre and red quilty stuff on the inside?
And why, most importantly, do we rather like it? Are we alone?
Big G
German tuning firm Hamann turns brick-like Merc G-Wagen into supercar-bothering performance-thing. No idea why
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JamesC commented on this article
at 12:21 pm on 15 June 2009
I would. With a big grin.
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Jordan-Fry commented on this article
at 12:42 pm on 15 June 2009
the red stuff is a bit off, but i like it, but not in white just shows off how daft the damn thing is...but daft means itd realy upset posh cars when you burn them at the lights
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Vimumoon commented on this article
at 02:21 pm on 15 June 2009
Love it on first sight.
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ITMdesign commented on this article
at 04:10 pm on 15 June 2009
nothing better than a square car with lots of bhp! like when somebody gets a wrangler and squeezes 300 bhp from it... its just glorious its like a old man with lots of money.. kinnda compensates xD
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jb68902 commented on this article
at 04:34 pm on 15 June 2009
I think they could of made it more powerful, is it absurd to say that?
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