Ferrariist and voice-in-a-box, Chris Evans, interviewed Jeremy on his BBC Radio 2 breakfast show on Friday. And some other people have filleted the best bits from it for your delectation, which are available to download right now for free - FREE!
Highlights include how Jeremy discovered James May (drinking meths in a gutter, apparently), the time Cameron Diaz hugged him three times, why he does the voice-pausy thing and when Top Gear will close its hangar doors...
You also get Jeremy's take on farming - something Mr. C regularly claims will be the highlight of his twilight: "How hard can it be? You put seeds in the ground, weather happens and then food grows." And an insight into his ruthlessly journalistic mind: "use hyperbole and never make a phone call to check a fact". A dictum we hold dear here at TopGear.com, the world's third biggest website after Google and Facebook.
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