Forget Haye vs Harrison, this is the bout you've been waiting for: the fastest, most powerful and most advanced Ferrari in history vs the shoutiest man on the television.
The 599 GTO, for those who have spent the summer hiding in a makeshift nuclear bunker with a foil-helmet on, is only the third Ferrari GTO in 63 years, sports 661bhp from its V12 and runs from 0-124mph in under ten seconds. Put simply, it is rather magnificent.
TG meets the Ferrari 599 GTO
So what happens when it finds itself confronted by a 6ft 5" motoring journalist? Hoonage. Tyre screeching. Oversteer. Glorious drifting framed by a V12 soundtrack.