Words. Words fail us. Simple stuff first: rally star Ken Block has just released Gymkhana 3.2.
You may remember him from such hits as Gymkhana 1. Or Gymkhana 2. Or when he spun Captain Slow's eyeballs in a roundabout fashion on TG telly.
This time around, he's using a 650bhp Ford Fiesta. Fiesta you cry? This one, dearest readers, will hit 60mph in 1.9 seconds and is specially built to go Sideways. It's an evolution of Block's ‘company' car as a Ford rally driver.
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His venue for this hoonery (eagle-eyed viewers will notice a ‘Hoonigan' decal on his window) is the 1.58-mile l'Autodrome de Linas -Montlhéry racetrack in Paris. Which features a banked oval.
And this is how Ken's laying it down this time. Drifting on a 51-degree oval. Welcome to the Ken Block School of Hooning.