21 July 2009 - 12:00
Nun on the run
If you thought Whoopie Goldberg was the wildest nun in the world, think again. That honour goes to an Italian nun known only as ‘AM', who was pulled by cops for doing 112mph last Friday - in a Fiesta that was, presumably, powered by the holy spirit.
Her excuse? She was on her way to see Pope Benedict after he fell and broke his wrist. But the police didn't show any mercy and banned her from driving for a month. The €375 fine was a bit unholy, too.
Undeterred, the nun immediately hired a lawyer, who reckons she'll get a pardon - there's a loophole in Italian law that allows speeding in a ‘state of necessity'.
We reckon it was the Fiesta's fault. A speeding nun deserves a Ferrari, at the very least. That way, she'd have reached his holiness much quicker, and Tubigripped that wrist in no time. Unless, of course, she was being chased by this Lamborghini Gallardo LP560 police car.
Talking of speedy nuns, here's a clip of Sister Wendy driving a monster truck:
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Hahha! Hilarious! And the "in a fiesta" part really got me cracking up.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Epic win! But she can't have a Ferrari - your first Ferrari drive is like your first, er, snuggle, which nuns aren't allowed to do.
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I couldnt stop laughing when the hammond said "she hits the cars too fast..... she'll be closer to God thanshe thought she'll be today" hahaha!!
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in my last comment i shouldnt have written "the" before "hammond"
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Unholy speeds are unholy no matter the reason, eh?
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well nus will be nuns, i mean dus it say anywer in the 10 comndment "thou shall not speed in a fiesta"???
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cant wait for a car to be made by then introducting the god-all-mighty GT
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spitfirextbg commented on this article
21 July 2009
Nuns rock!
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