This is a video of Andreas Gülden doing a lap of the Nürburgring in a Formula Super car.
Wait! Come back! We appreciate that ‘Ring lap videos are now more common than reality TV shows charting the ‘sensational!' lives of navel-gazing rich youngsters, but this one is different. Oh, how this one is different (sorry James).
Andreas is the chief instructor for the Nürburgring driving academy. From this we can deduce he is possessed of some talent. And here he demonstrates just how many cubic inches his gentleman onions occupy on planet earth as he navigates a wet ‘Ring at full chat in a formula super car. Suffice to say, the car wants to dance, constantly.
You're not this good. Unless you're Mr Gülden and happen to be reading this, in which case, we salute you.
Below, there's also a video of Mercedes driver Nico Rosberg giving David Coulthard the scare of his life as he navigates the Green Hell in an SLS AMG. For the first time.
Did we ever mention this place is terrifying? (Clue: YES. Watch it at night, too)