Whether you think it's the best thing since Simon Cowell or scratch-your-bald-spot pointless, it is coming.
The official unveil of the new five-door Range Rover Evoque will take place at the Los Angeles Motor Show, and you can watch it live here.
See pics of the five-door Range Rover Evoque
Confused by this car? Us too. Click here for the full story, here for some pics, and watch the live unveiling in the handy video-shaped box below these words.
Then, once you've seen the unveil - scheduled for 5.55pm GMT - gather your thoughts and dump them graciously in the space even more below these words.