Important industry news: Ford has released a video of Sienna Miller stroking the new Mustang.
We're not entirely sure why. Perhaps the renowned British actress is an enormous fan of independent rear suspension. Maybe she's intrigued by the prospect of a turbocharged four-cylinder in America's most iconic pony car.
Then again, maybe the star of Layer Cake and Alfie is more a fan of big naturally aspirated V8s. These are the sort of questions art raises.
Whatever the subtext, the video - directed by Rankin, presumably the photographer rather than the Irish-English fast bowler - is a good chance to see more of the all-new tenth-gen Mustang, a car we'll see in Britain with the steering wheel on the correct side.
Not bad-looking, eh? Elegant, tall, blonde... oh, hang on...