If an overwhelming sense of misery and despair afflicted you following your exit from last year's SEMA modified show, fear not: the Stasis-tuned R8 is now available in the UK.
Award-winning US tuner Stasis poured into the Audi R8 a potent mix of Gummy Bear Juice and supercharger: the V10 now gets force-fed air via an Eaton/Magnusson TVS ‘charger running 7.5psi of boost with a billet alloy machined intake plenum.
There's also a TIG-welded stainless steel exhaust, Alcon brakes, lowered springs and ultra-lightweight forged aluminium 20in alloy wheels.
The result of their toiling is thus: 710bhp, 523lb ft of torque and 0-62mph in 3.1 seconds versus 525bhp/391lb ft and 3.7secs for the standard car. And all for just £45,000 (on top of your Audi R8 V10, of course). You wants it.