Possessed of opposable thumbs? Enjoy spending hours on your own in a darkened room? Fond of something called 'Top Gear'?
Well friend, good news! Forza Motorsport 3 is launching the 'Ultimate Collection', and contained within its circular, CD-shaped housing is a lot of being Ambitious But Rubbish and some 'Poweeeer'... TG's in Forza 3!
Forza Motorsport 3 Ultimate Collection features an exclusive 90-minute Top Gear video with Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. You may know them from such hits as "Don't Hit Me In The Plums", and "A Wasp Was About To Bite Your Head Off".
The Ultimate Collection also features 'Stig's Garage Car Pack', which,
as you've guessed, is a dream collection of cars which get our
white-suited mute's fizz gland, err, fizzing, including the Koenigsegg CCX, Lexus LFA and Merc SLS AMG.
This version of Forza 3 will feature every single game add-on previously released, bringing the total car count to 500 and offering more than 100 track configurations. All you have to do is buy it, get your unique Microsoft code and download the Top Gear goodness from something called 'internet'.
Forza 3 hits UK shelves on October 29, and because it is a) Awesome, and b) containing of Top Gear Telly, you will want it.