29 October 2009 - 17:00
Video: worst parking ever?
It's turning into a good week for world-beating YouTube clips.
First off we showed you a strong contender for the world's greatest drift video, and yesterday we discovered Barry Meade, the man who might very well be the world's greatest co-driver.
And now here's a heavy favourite for Worst Bit of Parking in The History of The World Ever.
Even worse than the awful, awful mess that the Canadian X5 driver makes of the parked cars is her (for it is indeed a her) post-crash reaction: sit very still for 30 seconds or so - presumably turning a disturbing shade of whitish green - before blazing out the car park before anyone notices.
We're told that the hapless parker was tracked down and will appear in court in early December. Can anyone suggest a decent defence to get her off the hook? Anyone?
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It's like something out of a Monster Trucks video... but it isn't... And to think they waste sooo much tax payers money chasing "speeders" when morons like that exist in the driving World...
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Ha ha, seen a few car parks where that would sure make an improvement. Perhaps she could say she was drunk?
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..I had no idea that was even possible! Isn't there some law in physics that prevents this, GRAVITY or something? How fast was she going!?
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Good thing they found her and will drag her to court. I have returned to my parked car only to find it damaged and/or vandalized a few times, and boy did it make my blood boil. Seeing this video makes me want to run over her car with a tank. I hope that will be judges' ruling as well.
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not that I support this kind of driving, but at least no good cars were damaged. Yes that includes the X5!
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how about the one jeremy gave the cops in las vegas, 'my foot slipped' lol
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I'm quite surprised that the X5 manages to do this... not too bad for a SUV...
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thats not the worst parking job ever, this is: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3142/2952736158_3dbc9bbb56_o.jpg
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Maybe she has that vibrating seat base and it hit the spot at just the wrong moment...
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HAHA..(s)he just drove away, cant even get the reg numbers from the video. it was funny to watch though, never thought that a X5 could do that:P
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Woah, monster truck X5! (Maybe the Top Gear Nun was driving?)
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Flappy paddle gearbox .. that`s her excuse .. she didn`t know how to operate it
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That's about right. Over here in the States women in SUVs are the most dangerous things on the road. Teenagers getting stoned while driving are less dangerous, and that's not a joke. If you come here and see a woman in an SUV, run and climb a tree. I have had four wrecks involving other cars in my life, all of them were being-rear ended at a stoplight by a woman in an SUV. Just some friendly travel advice.
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Flappy paddle gearbox .. that`s her excuse .. she didn`t know how to operate it
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Or maybe that is a bad parking: http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr304/willowwalker4me/pic19503.jpg
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I think topgear is the best i watch it every day and i have allways wanted to meet jezza and hammond and may.
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flappy paddle gear box duuuu
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"Sorry officer, I sneezed, hitting the throttle instead of the brake by accident..."
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HA! I woulden't think that a X5 could so that in a million years :P
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"We can go again if you're sure which pedal is which now."
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Can this be the next Top Gear's challenge ?
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why did he run away in the end?
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but officer! if my nitro had kicked in i would have cleared those cars! this isnt my fault!
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I live not too far from where this happened, the best part is how she got caught. She obviously didn't stay around for the accident, but went back to the place a few days later. Someone recognized the car and reported it. If you're going to run from the scene of an accident, why come back?
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It is perfectly reasonable for the X5 to do that. All she had to have was enough momentum so when she hit the concrete parking block, it popped the front end up and the forward momentum sent her on top of the cars' hoods. Just an engineering/physics view of it...but she could definitely claim her cell phone rang and she just "had to answer it" because her kid was home sick or something...
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And I thought my friend's parking was bad!
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Whaaaaat an idiot... impressive that she could drive off, though. Musta given the front alignment plenty to think about. "Erm, madam, you seem to have 14 degrees of negative camber on the left front wheel, and your right wheel has fallen off somewhere"...
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If I'm honest 4x4 drivers are turning into truck drivers (in the way of pulling out at the last minute), for example this fool in a BMW X6 flashed his/her lights at my mum while we were going home behind her, is that illegal? According to my mum it is, so keep your eyes peeled, I'm hoping it's only some 4x4 drivers that act silly.
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Defence : Insanity? Seriously... how!?
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Insanity pleed is a weak way and always stupidly accepted for getting off the hook. that driver should be allowed on the road for that stunt.
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I believe too that the local news reported that not only did she get caught, she returned to the scene of the "crime" a half hour later to attend her fitness class!!!!
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maybe she was trying to test the 4x4 capabilities of the the X5? shit tho they are lmao
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My handbag slipped off my lap and onto the accelerator me lard
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annnnnnnnd this is why women shouldnt drive
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maybe her brakes were jammed... and she could go only forward or backwards :D
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MrWizard - Remember, this is a useless woman driver. In defence of some women drivers, Michelle Mouton... er, oh yeah, and My Wife, some are pretty good, ahem. Also, thanks for the car park CCTV. MrWizard, I've seen better car parks than this in the UK and still no camera's for exactly this kind of entertaining event. I bet the owners of the two cars, upon their return, were well pissed off. I too have been the victim of a crazed woman driver. I mistakenly followed her into a car park, whereupon she decided to reverse into the front left of my car! My hand pressed the horn so much I thought I was going to break it. Did she hear it, did she stop, did she apologise? You guessed it, did she heck. I was lucky however that I had full left lock on as I was still in the entrance to the car park and blocked from behind by a sensible safe bloke driver who was very supportive of my plight. In the words of René Artois from Allo Allo, 'You Stupid Woman!'
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Correction for last but one sentence- She hit the tyre on my wheel. She only got out to have a look because something was stopping her car from moving backwards! Can you believe it? It's a good job we don't carry guns or knives in the UK... well, I don't.
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i have always said women can't park!! bloody women drivers!
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like i always say!WOMEN DRIVERS,,,,,,,,,,,NO SURVIVORS!!
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i am a girl i cant drive yet im to young but when i can not gunna drive or park like that!!!
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the acceleration is insanely jerky on that x5
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whoever said women drive better than men should see this.haha
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Thank god she didn't hit the Alfa Romeo 156 next to it!!!! (Even more electrical problems!!!) Silly bitch
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una mujer puede ser que haga eso pero un hombre no puede ser
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I say, which pedal slows me down? The right one?
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a defence. right. "well, there was this terrorist, with, like, you know, a gun"
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The consensus in my household is she was suffering from an Ambien "event," while getting used to new glasses (screws with your depth perception, you know).
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'BMW got fed up with comments about the X5 not being capable of going off road, so they hired me to prove otherwise. They want to make a commercial, so... Can I have the footage please, judge?'
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there was a thing in tg mag of things to watch out for when parking mainly women with clairs hand bags. X5 women normaly (always) go to clairs!!!!!!!!!
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Looks like there's something leaking under the X5 when it crashed into the blue car
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The courts will have a field day, but at the end of it all, she will plea guilty to a reduced charge...Failing to report an accident is the most likely. Having said that, its her insurance that is going to hurt her the most...little known fact, and I suggest everyone reads their policy: if you fail to remain at a scene of an accident, with the exception of being carted away to hospital, your insurance is null and void, meaning you are liable for the entire cost. I can only imagine that her attempts to get new insurance following this will be very costly indeed.
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It's not my fault. I'm a woman...
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The blue car that was run over by the maniac was an '04 Hyundai Elantra GT. In a local news story, Hyundai replaced the destroyed Elantra with a brand new Elantra Tourer as a random act of kindness. Way to go Hyundai. However, I think that the woman who destroyed the car in the first place should pay!
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we cant trust our government. Gordon Brownbollocks is an unelected stupid, miserable scottish dictator Tony Blear wants to be EU presedent. we wont have a say in the matter the government refuses to give the army the helicopters they so desperately need. The tanks are held together with gaffer tape The economy went tits up ages ago
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Nothing the fat cats say is true, they tax us when we buy a car, they tax us when we put it on the road, they tax us when we insure it, they tax us when we dont, they tax us when we speed, they tax us when we park, they tax us when we fill the tank they tax us for the effort of taxing us, they tax us for being middle class, the money the south needs is going to the north for hookers to buy drugs they tax us for being men who want insurance, they tax us when we eat, they tax us when we save, they tax us when we spend. its tax after legislation after political correctness after everything the british dont want to be. this comment is too long so it has to be 5.
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The ministry of defence does bugger all. The banks have taken all our money, all we learn at school is a lie. 2 2 could be bloody 5 There is a revolution happening and only me, Jeremy Clarkson, & rock Band muse have noticed. the government is corrupt and cannot be trusted. we cannot let them controll us!!! REBEL, PETROLL HEADS, 7 PEOPLE OF BRITAIN REBEL!!! and watch uprising by muse.
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and a man with a rifle is shining his laser in my eye.
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Thats good parking.
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I know what this is. He's driving an X5 so he's probably a drug kingpin and he just wrecked the two cars belonging to people who refused to pay up. Or he thought he could do anything he wanted to do anywhere he wanted to do it, including driving on other cars just because he had a BMW. Speaking from personal experience tha latter sounds more likely.
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might look into an x5 for rock hopping in the outback
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I bet he thought it was the brake.
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"I was busy thinking about knitting a jumper with a kitten on it, when my car went wrong. The man at the garage said it was an automatic and had parking sensors."
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it seems that women SUV's is a bad combination, last week i was almost hit on my bike by an asian women in a mercedes suv
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Who said X5s don't go off road! Similar thing happened in Belfast last year when, you guessed it, a woman in a Lexus SUV wasn't used to the auto box put it in the wrong gear and ended up on top of a Porsche and another car.
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Heard about more stuff like that, StigsIrishCousin. A Hummer went into the wrong gear and ended up literally running over a BMW Z3.
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29 October 2009
Oops... Those whacky women drivers.
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