Dodge

Dodge

Arguably not the strongest brand in the Chrysler stable, even in America. But over here they're not giving us the iconic re-makes of the Charger and Challenger (which we'd quite like) but instead an utterly scandalous bunch of rancid shitboxes and a supercar so hard it's undriveable. Yeah, cheers.

  • Dodge Avenger

    Avenger

    £14,792 - £17,780

    Over-priced, overlooked and over here. This appalling piece of old tat might be intended as a Mondeo rival. Couldn't even rival a wheelbarrow. Don't click here.

  • Dodge Caliber

    Caliber

    £11,507 - £16,355

    Such a lame attempt at a kind of SUV-style Golf that you almost feel sorry for these guys. I mean, somebody actually has to try to sell this stuff to people like you.

  • Dodge Journey

    Journey

    Another one from the styled-with-a-lump-hammer school of American design. Functional and uninspiring. Like a bollard. Or a wall.

  • Dodge Nitro

    Nitro

    £18,645 - £23,240

    Oh. My. God. You may have stood up for America over Guantanamo, Iraq, Vietnam, Korea, but this is the last straw. Indefensibly awful, shoutily styled, non-Freelander.

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