Top Gear

If we were God, we'd probably spend our days organising drag races between the world's most powerful supercars, piloted by the likes of Heidi Klum and that one from Mad Men. Luckily, we're not - but you can be in this nifty Sims-style strategy game, which puts you in the boots of The Big Guy. Remember, use those lightning bolts sparingly, lest you fancy turning your minions against you.