Kia

Carens

£10,825 - £16,230

Stupidly named small MPV banking on laughable price tag to attract your attention. But you'll spot something better than this, even while browsing in the 'Pound Shop'.

Ceed

£9,880 - £15,720

Thought the Koreans didn't have any serious weapons? Think again. This hatch is Kia's hand-held rocket grenade, and it's just blown the Golf market wide open.

Ceed Estate

Like a hatchback cee’d. But with a bigger boot. Which makes it even more practical and even more boring. You can guess which end of the head/heart spectrum this one’s at.

Magentis

£14,120 - £17,520

What the C'eed does to the hatch market, the Magentis spectacularly fails to do in the minicab sector. Minicab drivers do like it, admittedly. But you won't.

Picanto

£5,405 - £7,855

You pay peanuts, you get Picantos. All the same, it's still worth checking out this ultra-cheap, virtually disposable city car. Could be a bit of a laugh.

Rio

£6,420 - £10,085

So far from Duran Duran's goddess it's hard to imagine a more polar opposite. A hatch so grim we bet you daren't click on the link, in case the wife finds out later.

Sedona

£15,110 - £23,475

Kia does the seven-seat MPV thing in typical style. So, it's boring to look at, dull to drive, tedious to talk about and a residual black hole. And, naturally, it's cheap.

Sorento

£19,210 - £25,735

You still with us? Good. Now, this one is an SUV. Don't try to analyse this too closely though. After all, it's not 'Sporty' or particularly 'Utilitarian'. It is a 'Vehicle' though.

Soul

£9,740 - £14,270

The Soul has done extremely well just to stay true to the original concept. But the trouble is, it’s hard to work out exactly what that concept is.

Sportage

£12,950 - £18,060

Funky little 'lifestyle' SUV, with a bit more fizz about it than most. Makes the road feel like a dirt track, but couldn't actually negotiate a dirt track. Like you care.