Land Rover

Defender

So noisy and uncomfortable it's in breach of UN torture legislation, but on the plus side it's more agile in the wild than a leopard. And it won't ever change its spots.

Discovery 4

£35,802 - £50,230

Only slightly lighter than a Centurion tank, the Disco remains the yummy-mummy favourite.

Discovery 4

£35,802 - £50,230

Only slightly lighter than a Centurion tank, the Disco remains the yummy-mummy favourite.

Discovery 4

£35,802 - £50,230

Only slightly lighter than a centurion tank, the Disco remains the Yummy Mummy favourite. Bit of overkill, but we're partial to one. 

Discovery 4

£35,802 - £50,230

Only slightly lighter than a centurion tank, the Disco remains the Yummy Mummy favourite. Bit of overkill, but we're partial to one. 

Freelander 2

£21,695 - £35,800

Looks good, performs well off-road and has a real junior Range Rover vibe.

Range Rover

£67,972 - £85,290

The best off-roader in the world wants to become the best luxury car in the world. It might well be.

Range Rover Evoque

£27,683 - £43,893

It may be a baby crossover for the fashion conscious but it’s all Range Rover at heart.

Range Rover Sport

£47,052 - £73,342

A slight commotion in the Range Rover world as the unruly cousin nobody mentions charges into the party with his loud friends. Wear your tweed cap back to front.