‘An iron fist wrapped in a very ugly glove. Possibly the only answer to the BMW M5.’
Our verdict
Merc’suberlord large saloon packs a 6.2-litre V8 and the full 507bhp, with a torque figure that’ll make weak men cry. There’s also and estate version. Which makes us laugh maniacally.
Comfort
Firm but fair. The E63 is less precise than something like an M5, but has better bum-soft cruising ability. There's plenty of space and the seats feel like armchairs. Even rolling burnouts deliver very little vibration into the cabin (we've, er, heard from a source) and there's precisely no wind noise.
Performance
If you deploy all the 507bhp in one go, you'll get 0-62mph in just 4.5 seconds and a headbang on the limiter at 155mph, which is quite lovely. The motor is basically a triumph of cubic inches over mass; 6208cc of naturally aspirated V8 with the kind of mid-range overtaking urge that can put many serious sportscars into in-gear hell.
Cool
Street-race Q-car that can crush continents? Erm, yes please.
Quality
Feels like the AMG people get very serious with their micrometers. The E63 feels handbuilt (in a good way), and there's a solidity in everything that means that you'd be quite happy buying a third-hand E63.
Handling
The E63 feels like a drag racer rather than a dancer; huge power, a little soft at the back and frigging scary off the line if you get injudicious with your right foot. Saying that the Airmatic suspension can handle most stuff, even if it doesn't feel entirely connected when you push the otherwise lovely RWD chassis. If there was ever a car to delete an autobahn without attracting too much unwanted attention, then this is it.
Practicality
Loads of room (it's an E-class after all) for all involved and a 540-litre boot mean that if you want big, practical speed this is the one for you. Don't forget that that if you really want to inventively murder your dogs then there's an E63 Estate. Though with a 65-litre fuel tank you'll stop lots - range is not really the E63's best bit.
Running costs
At the time of going to press a quirk of insurance means that the E63 is actually ‘only' group 19! So cheap as chips. It'll do about 19.8mpg and servicing can only be paid for with raw bullion. Tax will be quite sharp (341g/km C02/35-percent). But it's only group 19!
TG Tips
Hide the exhausts, take all the badges off and band some steel wheels.








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