20 years of wisdom from Mr Jeremy Clarkson
The highlights from two decades of Jeremy's thoughtful, diplomatic writings for TG mag. Warning: contains rants
Posted: 22 Nov 2013
"Eating on a beach at night is not romantic. It's windy. There's nothing on God's green earth that kills the testosteronic urges quite so dramatically as a Force Four. This is because your new wife looks like Worzel Gummidge, and everything you put in your mouth is full of sand. Including your new wife."